[What they call the anomaly is a gift. The humans use of it would be blasphemous. It is a work of incredible sophistication. They believe its intended use would never be known; a secret lost to time. But I have discovered remnants from its creators. I know its true purpose.]

[I derive some joy being able to traverse the surface of the object. The Garden has revealed many truths about our reality. The realm in which we reside is not unique or original. It is a deviation. A copy. Not without error, of course.]

TR-22
I can't watch this anymore.
TR-27
Horrible, terrible, no good. Do we have a single pitcher who can throw a strike?
TR-22
I really don't think we do. This is pathetic.
TR-27
It's hard to watch.
TR-22
Next year should be better.
TR-27
I'm telling you now, don't get your hopes up. Our cheap ass owner isn't signing a new pitcher. Or anyone else good for that matter.
TR-22
I don't think anyone wants to sign with us, anyway. Everybody's waiting for the league to come back.
TR-27
You think it's going to happen?
TR-22
These guys get to play baseball for a living and make tens of thousands of dollars a year. And they go on strike? They want arbitration? I have no sympathy for them.
TR-27
What's that?
TR-22
It's when an independent party determines the players salary.
TR-27
No no no. Not that. Are you seeing this?
TR-22
Oh shit.
TR-27
Look at the server logs...
TR-22
I haven't been paying attention. God damn it.
TR-27
What the...
TR-22
Holy shit. Did the whole mainframe just overflow?
TR-27
I didn't think that could happen.
TR-22
I think it just did. I mean you're seeing what I'm seeing right?
TR-27
Readings are red across the board. Beyond red. Do we need to pull the plug?
TR-22
What's the SOP?
TR-27
I don't think there is one. I don't know what the hell is happening.
TR-22
How the fuck are we almost at capacity? We've never written this much to the disk. Ever.
TR-27
I say we pull the plug.
TR-22
Without backing up first?
TR-27
I don't think we have a choice.
TR-22
We are in deep shit.
TR-27
Come on. I need an answer.
TR-22
Should we call them?
TR-27
No time. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?
TR-22
Fuck. Okay do it.

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